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alfred // {frances} - ♀- INFP

•❁Templar, Dead Spectre, Grey

Warden, Dragonborn, False Shepherd, and ultimate video game sweetheart. ❤️❁•

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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