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alfred // {frances} - ♀- INFP

•❁Templar, Dead Spectre, Grey

Warden, Dragonborn, False Shepherd. ultimate video game sweetheart❁•

💖crush tag: ilusm - includes but is not limited to TWAU bloody mary, elizabeth comstock, aria t'loak, and clara lille💖

✖️tracking tag metrobabble if u got something. blab it to me!✖️

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

twinhawkes:

spicyshimmy:

share a coke with the bioware companion you wanted to romance but couldn’t

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